Egotist: One Who's Always Me-deep In Conversation.
Egotist: One who's always me-deep in conversation.
Painful Puns Hangover: The wrath of grapes. Income Tax
Capital punishment. A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be....
Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.
Three youths were seated in a restaurant near an elderly lady, whom they conspired to shock.
Said the first in a load voice, "I was born three months before my parents were married....
Cut me young, cut me deep!
A notorious hypochondriac who had established himself as the like and soul of most dinner parties with outlandish descriptions of various ailments, sat through one evening scarcely saying a word.
"What's the matter?" asked the hostess, "Don't tell me it's so awful you can't even talk about it....
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Life's a rut, don't get caught in a deep one!
ODE TO A MAMMOGRAM For years and years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests....
To be or not to be, that always confused me!