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• The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to the police station to study a lineup of five people.
  He placed his suspect at the end of the line. Then he asked each to step forward and say, "Give me all your money....
• All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat?
• Satan and the Golf Game The foursome was playing golf and the young man who was about to putt saw that he had a long serpentine 40' putt to make.
  As he was surveying his situation, he murmured to himself, "I would give anything to make this shot and really show these guys that I have learned to play some decent golf over the past five years....
• The fireman told his wife, "From now on we're going to do things right - by the bells, like we do it at the firehouse.
  When I ring one bell, you meet me at the door with a kiss....
• How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
• five strange ones The following just goes to show what can happen when you have too much time on your hands.
  #1 There were two cows sitting in a field. The first cow says to the other, "Hey, did you hear about that Mad Cow Disease?...