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• If Carmen Miranda married Yves Montand... ...when she combed her hair, would she be Carmen Miranda Montand when she combs?
• Er, how about 'A Sale of Two Titties'?
• Try this one out sometime. While the victim is asleep carefully put Vaseline between his/her toes.
  What you will obeserve is the person's toes starting to wiggle....
• Wha'so funny 'bout peace,love&understanding?
• FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
• MONTHLY EVALUATION ------------------ Name: _______ Knowledge
  __ The son of a bitch really knows his sh*t __ Knows just enough to be dangerous __ Only half a brain and dangerous __ F**king brain dead....
• There was a math teacher named Paul Who had a hexagonal ball.
  The square of its weight. And his pec*er plus eight. Is his phone number. Give him a call....
• How do you avoid falling hair??? ...step to the side!