MONTHLY EVALUATION
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Name: _______
Knowledge:
__ The son of a bitch really knows his sh*t
__ Knows just enough to be dangerous
__ Only half a brain and dangerous
__ F**king brain dead. His coffee cup has more IQ
Accuracy:
__ Does excellent work if not preoccupied with sex
__ Pretty good. Only occasionally blows it out his *ss
__ Has to take off his shoes to count higher then ten
__ Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice
Attitude:
__ Extremely cooperative if you kiss his *ss frequently
__ Brown noser in good standing
__ Often pisses off co-workers
__ Doesn't give a sh*t. Never did. Never will
Reliability:
__ Really a dependable little sh*thead
__ Works so hard that he must take a day off each week
__ Can rely on him to be the first one out the door
__ Totally f*cking worthless
Appearance:
__ Extremely neat. Even combs his pubic hair
__ Looks great on his days off
__ Flies leave fresh dog sh*t to follow him
__ Dirty, filthy, smelly son of a b*tch
Leadership:
__ Carries a chainsaw and get good results
__ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust
__ Dog fasted 3 days last time he brought home pork chops
__ Mother Theresa told him to get f*cked
I understand that I have been counselled and know my rights under
the Privacy Act of 1971. I further acknowledge that I am as
f*cked up as a football bat and I will attempt to correct my
deficiencies.
__________________________
signature of the idiot
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Name: _______
Knowledge:
__ The son of a bitch really knows his sh*t
__ Knows just enough to be dangerous
__ Only half a brain and dangerous
__ F**king brain dead. His coffee cup has more IQ
Accuracy:
__ Does excellent work if not preoccupied with sex
__ Pretty good. Only occasionally blows it out his *ss
__ Has to take off his shoes to count higher then ten
__ Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice
Attitude:
__ Extremely cooperative if you kiss his *ss frequently
__ Brown noser in good standing
__ Often pisses off co-workers
__ Doesn't give a sh*t. Never did. Never will
Reliability:
__ Really a dependable little sh*thead
__ Works so hard that he must take a day off each week
__ Can rely on him to be the first one out the door
__ Totally f*cking worthless
Appearance:
__ Extremely neat. Even combs his pubic hair
__ Looks great on his days off
__ Flies leave fresh dog sh*t to follow him
__ Dirty, filthy, smelly son of a b*tch
Leadership:
__ Carries a chainsaw and get good results
__ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust
__ Dog fasted 3 days last time he brought home pork chops
__ Mother Theresa told him to get f*cked
I understand that I have been counselled and know my rights under
the Privacy Act of 1971. I further acknowledge that I am as
f*cked up as a football bat and I will attempt to correct my
deficiencies.
__________________________
signature of the idiot
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