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• Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
• Do something stupid again today.....
• I just got my phone bill. Buy AT&T stock now!
• Bill and I went golfing the other day. We were in the middle of the sixth fairway when stopped in midswing and took off his hat in deference to a funeral procession that was passing by.
  Usually, he just played on ignoring all distractions....
• My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.
• I say to the doctor, "It seems as I get older, my ears get bigger!
  . The doctor, he say to me, "This is not unusual....
• On a local radio station the Mental Health Association had this message
  "Does someone in your family suffer from schizoid?...
• If I only had something to do with my life!?!