Bill and I went golfing the other day. We were in the middle of the sixth
fairway when stopped in midswing and took off his hat in deference to a
funeral procession that was passing by. Usually, he just played on ignoring
all distractions. Impressed with his behavior, I did the same. When the
procession had passed, I asked him, "Bill, that was damn respectful of you
to pause for a procession like that. Why the unusual behavior?" "It's the
least I could do for my wife ..."
fairway when stopped in midswing and took off his hat in deference to a
funeral procession that was passing by. Usually, he just played on ignoring
all distractions. Impressed with his behavior, I did the same. When the
procession had passed, I asked him, "Bill, that was damn respectful of you
to pause for a procession like that. Why the unusual behavior?" "It's the
least I could do for my wife ..."
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