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• Do something unusual today. Pay my phone bill.
• Do something stupid again today.....
• Bill and I went golfing the other day. We were in the middle of the sixth fairway when stopped in midswing and took off his hat in deference to a funeral procession that was passing by.
  Usually, he just played on ignoring all distractions....
• Help the economy today...Go out and Buy something!
• Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal!
• I say to the doctor, "It seems as I get older, my ears get bigger!
  . The doctor, he say to me, "This is not unusual....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• FROM NATIONAL REVIEW, February 15 1993, The Week, p.
  14 "Little noted by the press, vegetable-rights activists raided the kitchen of the Willard Hotel in Washington, D....
• 200 Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill.
  Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid....