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• Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
• Diplomacy: Saying 'nice doggy'... until you find a rock.
• Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggie" until you can pick up a rock.
• Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.
• BASIC TRUTHS Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film Save the whales.
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• Some Bumper Stickers: ** Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot ** Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOt ** He who laughs last thinks slowest ** If you don't like the new
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• Non-Sequitur Quotations "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
  Ed Bluestone "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron....