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• Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
• Two male engineering students meet each other on campus.
  One says to the other "Hi Bill, Where did you get that new bike?...
• Spoken in a granny voice) "Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• Some Bumper Stickers: ** Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot ** Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOt ** He who laughs last thinks slowest ** If you don't like the new
  go out and make some ** Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home ** I think animal testing is a terrible idea...
• Some days you feel like a bug - other days like a windshield.
• A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar. Cucumbe
  Gee, how come you look so red? Tomato: I saw the salad dressing....
• Two gynecologists meet on a conference. As usual, they tell each other what cases they have had the past year.
  1: Well, I have had a patient with breasts, just like melons....
• Polite Rejection This goes out to any woman who's had to reject a loser.
  Now we have a form letter to send out. Dear (name)- I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr....
• Church Bulletin Bloopers ... ** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10....