Didn't I Meet You In Some Other Hallucination??
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??
Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
Two male engineering students meet each other on campus.
One says to the other "Hi Bill, Where did you get that new bike?...
Spoken in a granny voice) "Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
Some Bumper Stickers: ** Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot ** Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOt ** He who laughs last thinks slowest ** If you don't like the new
go out and make some ** Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home ** I think animal testing is a terrible idea...
Some days you feel like a bug - other days like a windshield.
A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar. Cucumbe
Gee, how come you look so red? Tomato: I saw the salad dressing....
Two gynecologists meet on a conference. As usual, they tell each other what cases they have had the past year.
1: Well, I have had a patient with breasts, just like melons....
Polite Rejection This goes out to any woman who's had to reject a loser.
Now we have a form letter to send out. Dear (name)- I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr....
Church Bulletin Bloopers ... ** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10....