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• Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today?
• A man went into a drug store and asked for some liniment.
  "Walk this way" said the clerk. The man said: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the liniment"!...
• Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
• A man went into a drug store and asked the clerk: "Do you have cotton balls?
  No you idiot!", said the clerk, "What do you think I am, a rag doll?"!...
• Beer overdose... SHutting User off till bubbling stops...
• A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it.
  The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick....
• I'VE HAD SUCH A BAD DAY I COULD HAVE FALLEN INTO A BARREL OF TITS AND COME UP SUCKING A THUMB.
• My agent was always smiling. I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without being a barracuda.