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• A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells you.
• When you wish upon a star... it turns into a plane.
• Propose to the victim a co-ordination test, and tell him that it has been taken by the brightest people around you (quote some scores!
  ). You sit in front of the victim and put your palms about twelve inches apart....
• From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
  The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?...
• There once was a poor lad named Timmy who had the misfortune of being born with only a head -- no arms, no legs, nothing but a head.
  Now Timmy was a basicly happy person and he was loved and cared for by his family....
• A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends.
  You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that....
• My favorite ATC story involves an old-timer who would get rather excited when it got busy.
  It seemed as if he would think up zingers at home and use 'em at some convenient moment....
• This preacher lost his bicycle and looked all over and could not find it.
  About mid week he was talking to one of his brother preacher and told him that someone had stolen his bicycle....
• THE CIVIL SERVANT'S DOG ----------------------- Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
  The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw....