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• The Airplane Law: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
• Two men were walking in the park when they came upon this dog that had bent itself into a weird position and was licking its balls.
  One man said, "Gee! I wish I could do that." The other man replied, "I think you better get to be friends first....
• Bore. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
• Q. When is it much better to be a women than a men ?
  A. When you are in the lavatory and the plane hits turbulences....
• Two hunters hire a small plane to take them to a remote area of Canada.
  Upon dropping off the hunters, the pilot tells them, "Remember only one moose, because the plane wouldn't be able to take off with more weight than that....
• The space shuttle may be progress, but when other airlines cancel flights at least they try to get you booked on another plane.