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• I used to have a shirt just like that..." &l
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• I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
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  One day, Johnny decided to take these questions to his mother who became quite flustered....
• Getting The Job Done Jane entered the kitchen one morning, reached to turn on the light, and it didn't work.
  After replacing the bulb, still no light. When John, her husband, came home, she said "Honey, the light switch is broken....
• A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my boyfriend and he was wearing a his College T-Shi
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• Jesse Jackson finally repudiates what Louis Farrakhan has been saying.
  If Mr. Jackson's enemies had done him as much good as his friends have done him harm he'd be the nominee....
• There've been many minuses recently for the Miss America pageant but officials are working to destroy those negatives.
  Isn't that what Vanessa Williams should have done?...
• A loandlord has a homosexual couple and a lesbian couple living in his building.
  He decides to evict them. Who moves out first and why?...