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• Jesse Jackson says the main reason for holding the convention is to adopt a platform.
  Then why didn't he leave when that was done?...
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Santa Sued For Checking List Twice... AUSTIN, TX (Dec.
  23) - Attorneys for filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list and then checking it twice....
• YOUR NEW OFFICIAL TAX FORM 1. Enter your social security numbe
  ___-__-____ 2. How much money did you make last year?...
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• Now that Jesse Jackson has endorsed Mr. Mondale, can we expect a press conference to announce that Gerry Ferraro has decided to do the same?
• More evidence Mr. Jackson doesn't understand the system
  He took it as a put-down when Mr. Mondale didn't consider him for veep....
• Honest ocifiscer, it followed me home! A man went to a party and had too much to drink.
  His friends plead with him to let them take him home....
• If Democrats had nominated Jesse Jackson for veep, the GOP speakers would have been, uh, well.
  . . give us time and maybe we'll think of some famous black Republicans....