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• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• Computer Documentation ARNOLD'S LAWS OF DOCUMENTATION 1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
  2) If it does exist, it's out of date. 3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first 2 laws....
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• IBM - (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable.
• I-M-4-U, S-I-M, S-I-M, G-I-1-2-B-4-U-4-F-R, N-F-R
• Announcing the: 1988 REC.
  HUMOR.FUNNY Computer Network Humour Annual I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec....