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• Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight instead.
• THE MARRIED LIFE You know what I did before I married?
  Anything I wanted to. -- Henny Youngman The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it....
• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
• In response to the points list for men. Relationships are two-way streets, you know.
  Simple Duties ============= Don't whine about the bed being made....
• Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
• Signs That You've Been Out Of College Too Long: ** Your potted plants stay alive.
  ** Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. ** You keep more food than beer in the fridge....
• Signs That You've Already Grown Up ** Your potted plants stay alive.
  ** Fooling around in a twin sized bed is absurd. ** You keep more food than beer in the fridge....
• Bed her late than never.