Bearded Clams? HAH!! I've Never Seen One!
Bearded Clams? HAH!! I've never seen one!
There's nothin like steamed clams!
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
M.A.D.D is the acronym for Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving .
... A Native American woman is sitting on a moose hide....
Make Big $$s! Become a Musician! (HAH!!)
Oysters?..... Hummmmmm? What about clams?
Two math professors were in a bar: PROF1: You know, every year, the students in my Calculus 100 class are getting dumber and dumber.
It's getting so that I can't even teach a lecture without reviewing high school algebra....
Here's a tagline you have never seen before!
A man walked into a bar and ordered two drinks. He downed the first one and carefully poured the other into his hand.
The bartender looked at him strangely and asked if he wanted another round....
A fellow had been stranded on an island since he was a young boy.
One day a girl washed up on the beach. They got to talking, and she asked, "How have you managed to survive?...