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• Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• Two elderly ladies are sitting on the porch in their rockers just talking 'girl' talk.
  Emma: My word Matilda! You and Johnny were married for quite some time....
• Unknown "Dennis, how come you're using two caddies today?
  "My wife tells me that I don't spend enough time with my kids....
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
• The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.
  "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill." ==...
• leeping --- I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
  Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
• Did I make my point yet???