Three nuns stopped at the holy water on their way into a church. The first
nun said, "I have to rinse my eyes with holy water because I looked at a
penis." The second nun said "I have to wash my hands because I actually
TOUCHED a man's penis." Whereupon the third nun said "Move over sisters,
I've got to gargle".
nun said, "I have to rinse my eyes with holy water because I looked at a
penis." The second nun said "I have to wash my hands because I actually
TOUCHED a man's penis." Whereupon the third nun said "Move over sisters,
I've got to gargle".
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