You know you're a Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.
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- You know you're a redneck if your sister stands you
up for a date to go out with your Dad... - You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco... - You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever
been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your... - YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF....
You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else.... - You know you're a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than
your wife's head.
You know you're a redneck if directions to your house... - A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Daughter
Dear Child:
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't... - You know you're a redneck when......
Your grandmother says,
"Come here and look at this before I flush it... - You know you're a redneck when people see your porch
and think you're having a yard sale... - You know you're a redneck if ...
... The primary color of your car is bondo.
In your wedding picture you have a toothpick in your...
