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• Yes, but did you read the REALLY fine print?
• Did I Really want to read this?
• There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.
  He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet and asked him to look after things while he was gone....
• You really didn't mean that, did you ?
• Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12
• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
  Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
• I DID read the manual...
• ...But I DID read the manual...
• he yiddish word you need to know is 'naches' It rhymes with Bach' us with "Bach" pronounced like the composer.
  Naches is what every jewish parent wants from their children, lots of good returns, good grades, good spouse, good grandchildren....