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• books --- I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
  What's another word for Thesaurus? Why is the alphabet in that order?...
• Thoughts to ponder... Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?...
• Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets" CD.
• Why is Jeff the butt of so many jokes? Because you are what you eat!
  Jeff's favorite tropical blender drink is a Penis Colada....
• Why? How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
  Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?...
• I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
• Ponderables... ** Never raise your hands to your kids.
  It leaves your groin unprotected. ** I'm not into working out....
• Rhodes Tailor Shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we well execute customers in strict rotation.
• Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.