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• Money Talks! Yep, Mine Sez "Bye-Bye"!
• How about the smart ass who runs his hand over your bald spot and sez
  "Ooohhhh How Smooooth. It feels like my wife's ass!...
• Dr. Procter sez: If ya got shingles, put 'em on the roof!
• This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -- not one, but two -- black eye
  a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
• After a saturday night out, a guy comes home bringing a new 'acquaintance' with him.
  The guy opens the door and leads his female companion into the living room....
• in the mid-80s, there were 2 rich men who were constantly arguing over the purpose of the head on a man's penis.
  one man insisted that it was for the pleasure of the man, and the other insisted that it was for the pleasure of the woman....
• This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -- not one, but two -- black eye
  a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
• Who is Dr. Who?