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• Two guys recently dead was given the option to stay either in heaven or hell for the rest of their eternity.
  They asked if it was ok to look around first and to their surprise it was....
• You made it to heaven and God sneezes, what do you say.
  Or. You made it to hell and you are angry because the guy next to dropped a hot coal on you foot....
• After his death, a man found himself in hell being led by a demon to the place where he would stoka a fire throughout eternity.
  As he walked, he noticed a man, whom he knew had been a lawyer on earth, making passionate love to a beautiful and voluptuous woman....
• A guy dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him warmly at the gates of Hell, and they enter a long coridor.
  As they walk along, the Devil explains, " Now that you're in Hell, you must choose the manner in which you must spend all eternity....
• The lawyer died. Having not lived an all-that-honest life he found himself at the gates of Hell.
  Welcome to Hell" announced the Devil greeting him warmly....
• You cannot kill time without injuring eternity
• Heaven or Hell... Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven.
  St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a Pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities....
• Your Mother wears combat boots! Your Mother Swims after troop ships!
  Your brother Blows boy scouts! A classic one... that is off-colour!...
• If This Is Hell - Where Are the Lawyers???