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• This T-38 pilot ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road.
  He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!...
• You Know You're A Horse Person When... - You are totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or tub, but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on your clothes, in your food.
  .. - You know you're a horse AND dog person when you don't mind throwing frozen manure balls for the barn's goldie to fetch!...
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
• A mathematician, an engineer, and a computer scientist are vacationing together.
  They are riding in a car, enjoying the countryside, when suddenly the engine stops working....
• This bloke pulls into a petrol station in Ireland and asks for five gallons of petrol.
  The attendant replies that they don't sell petrol....
• One day a big swarm of bees came through town. All of the bees swarmed over to the Shell Gas Station except one, who went to the Esso station.
  Moral: There's an Esso bee in every crowd........
• Is there gas in the car? Yes there's gas in the car!
• A city slicker drives through a little town, and stops at a gas station to fill up.
  Going into the station to pay he sees a man playing checkers with a dog....
• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....