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• Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel.
  Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain....
• A man happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Smith, A good man and a Lawyer.
  The man read it and asked: When did they start putting two people in one grave?...
• He is almost a statesman. He lies well.
• Things That Make You Go Hmmm... ** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
  ** Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off....
• A man was walking in a cemetary and he came upon a grave which had a headstone that said "here lies John Smith, Attorney at Law, a good man".
  The man thought for a moment and said to himself, "I didn't know that they began the practice of burying two men in the same grave in this cemetary....
• Strange A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.
  The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone....
• What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"? A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?
  ). >What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser than gross?...
• The future lies ahead. The past lies, lies, lie
• wo guys walk into a bar - one is very handsome, and obviously quite well off
  he other is loud, obnoxious and a general jerk to everyone he encounters....