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• When a man lies he murders part of the world
• Not drunk is he who from the floor, Can rise alone and still drink more.
  But drunk is he who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise!...
• Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
• He meant well, or at least he meant SOMETHING.
• Did you hear that they almost caught Saddam? He was in a phone booth dialing 911.
• Q: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? A: Popeye almost killed him.
• If he's re-elected and serves a full second term, Mr.
  Reagan will be almost 78 when he leaves office. By Kremlin standards that's barely middle age....
• He knew the tavernes well in every toun.
• The future lies ahead. The past lies, lies, lie