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• A man happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Smith, A good man and a Lawyer.
  The man read it and asked: When did they start putting two people in one grave?...
• A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother.
  On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?...
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• Two men were walking in the park when they came upon this dog that had bent itself into a weird position and was licking its balls.
  One man said, "Gee! I wish I could do that." The other man replied, "I think you better get to be friends first....