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• Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.
• When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again.
  On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?...
• BEHAVIORAL TIPS. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
  Never ask him to purchase feminine products, unless you are willing to assume he will come home with the wrong thing....
• Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Words of Wisdom: ** The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  ** A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
• ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA Back into the fray. Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my vacation.
  Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out into another fiscal front, let’s get those shoulders back, chests out, stomachs in and tongues in cheek....
• Things That Make You Go Hmmm... ** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
  ** Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off....