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• Climate is what we expect; weather is what we get.
• James Bond: What do you expect me to talk? A.Goldfinge
  No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! Goldfinge...
• Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast?
  I just got laid a minute ago!...
• When you pass the buck, don't expect to get change back!
• Be careful what you ask for - you may get it!
• Careful what you wish for -- you may get it.
• Careful what you think you want, you may get it.
• WYTYSYDG-What you thought you saw, you didn't get.