As long as its not a _glass_ eye...
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Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly Marx four my revue
Miss steaks eye can knot sea.
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Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it... - Glass Eye
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table.
He had been checking her out since he sat down, but... - Many ALMOST Useful Facts:
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the other... - Baghdad is Arabic for molten
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Thirsty Then... - A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender,
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around
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The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice...
