Glass Eye
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites
him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks
him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for
breakfast the next morning.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the
perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she
replies...
... "You just happened to catch my eye."
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites
him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks
him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for
breakfast the next morning.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the
perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she
replies...
... "You just happened to catch my eye."
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