As Long As Its Not A _glass_ Eye...
As long as its not a _glass_ eye...
My Computer Now Has A Spell Check... Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly Marx four my revue Miss steaks eye can knot sea.
Eye strike quay and type a word. And weight four it two say Weather I eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh....
A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers... Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh....
Glass Eye A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her....
Many ALMOST Useful Facts: ** Debra Winger was the voice of E.
T. ** Pearls melt in vinegar ** It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs....
Hand me the glass. (clink) No, the other gla
Baghdad is Arabic for molten glass...
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender, and said, "I'll bet you $
50 I can bite my right eye!" Noticing the man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it....
The IRS can always find more... The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....