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• Classified Ad Mistakes The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers.
  Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• MANY REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A MAN A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
  A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry....
• MANY REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A MAN A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
  A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry....
• Ray, take care of this!
• Drink your big black cow and get outta here!
• Many men smoke, but fu man chu.