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  When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin....
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  The rectangular cardboard confetti had many use...
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• You Know It's Going to Be A Bad Day When: 1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
  2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better....
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  . . . . . your twin sister forgets your birthday....
• 50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
  2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store....