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• Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream.
• Mind intentionally left blank...
• This mind intentionally left blank.
• This mind left intentionally blank . . .
• Tech Help "Hello. Tech Support, may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.
  "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away....
• The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good) This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless, to say the help desk employee was fired...
• This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause"....
• You Know It's Going to Be A Bad Day When: 1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
  2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better....
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