Related:

• Insanity is all in the mind
• This guy starts getting these headaches that progressively worsen until he can't eat, sleep, or work.
  After an extensive examination, the doctor tells him that they can cure the headaches, but that it will require an operation where they remove both of his testicles....
• This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor.
  After a thorough exam, the physician called the fellow into his office and said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what is causing your headaches, but we've found a cure for them...
• Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
• DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality.
• Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind.
• Think of it as an electronic joy-buzzer for your mind.
• Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream.