Related:

• Those who won't think will have it done for them.
• Things To Think About: "Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.
  "Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side....
• After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St.
  Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings....
• Dr. Seuss Strikes Again!!! Can we count them with our nose?
  Can we count them with our toes? Should we count them with a band?...
• A friend of mine, Doug, finally managed to get this girl he liked out on a date.
  They went to a movie. On the way home from the movie Doug's car caught on fire somehow....
• There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
• Best T-shirts of The Summer ** (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won ** So Few Me
  So Few Who Can Afford Me ** I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy ** God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends ** If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going ** At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island theory is quite simple.
  Each of the seven characters on the island represents each of the seven deadly sins....