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Note: topical to the Falkland Islands war.
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I went fishing one day, just for the halibut. All I caught was a haddock, So I went home and took too many aspirins, And then my herring got impaired.
I went fishing one day just for the halibut, but all I caught was a haddock, so I went home and took a bunch of aspirins, and then my herring got impaired.
Longest suicide note I ever read. -LOBO
