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• The longest sentence known to man: "I do.
• I read the DOC's...is this English?
• I DID read the manual...
• ...But I DID read the manual...
• I multitask. I read in the bathroom!
• Mood's mode! Pallas, I won! (Diaper pane, sold entire.
  ) Melt till ever sere, hide it. Drown a more vile note...
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files.