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  The English fellow mentioned how that British medicine had progressed so far that doctors recently had taken a single liver and cut it into six pieces then transplanted it into six separate men in need of a healthy liver....
• The sign in front of a New Hampshire church proclaimed, "If you're tired of sin, come in.
  Underneath it someone had scrawled in lipstick, "If you're not, call Marie at 624-8971....
• Transplanted from Wisconsin.
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  Its called "Germs of Endearment" == %a An American, an Englishman and a Japanese fellow were discussing their respective countries over drink at a London pub one evening....
• The World According to Student Bloopers' by Richard Lederer St.
  Paul's School (Spring 1987, Verbatim, The Language Quarterly, Vol....
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• Guy asks friend, "Does your organ burn after you've had sex?
  Friend responds, "Don't know, never enjoyed sex enough to try and light it!...
• A man went rushing into a church for something he had forgotten, but he was stopped cold by a huge sign the janitor had placed in front of the floor that he had just washed.
  It read: PLEASE DON'T WALK ON THE WATER....
• Liberace was great on the piano But sucked on the orga