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• Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you corrupt!
• I'm hardware and don't know anything about software.
• Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. Thats a hardware problem. A': One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down....
• Q:" How many (computer) programmers (or software engineers) does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, it's a hardware problem. "A:" None, they just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• Q: What's the difference between humans and computers?
  A: With a computer you put software into hardware ......
• This IBM service rep, hardware engineer, and software engineer were driving down the road one day and they had a flat.
  The service rep wanted to replace the car, the hardware engineer thought they could work around it, and the software engineer said 'maybe if we ignore it, it'll go away'....
• How many hardware guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "Well, the diagnostics say it's fine, buddy, so it's a software problem....
• Logical solutions are not always the most obvious.
• Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. That's a software problem. A': None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....