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• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• Q: Hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• The Bald Eagle... One day there was a man who was walking through the forest and got lost.
  He wandered around for over a week, and was beginning to starve....
• The Pope goes on a visit to S. Africa, and he is travelling along, in his Popemobile, by the side of a large river.
  Soon, he catches sight of a black man in the river, struggling and screaming as he tries vainly to fight off a huge crocodile....
• Case: The Novice. The guy who's taken up a new hobby, killing.
  The one listening to all the stories, asking what's best for killing the big bucks (and buck's)....
• Q: Who is the saddest faggot in Hollywood? A: The last one to get a piece of the "Rock".
• The rivers are full of crocodile nastie
• This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken.
  He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda....