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• Adam and Eve After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.
  Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss?...
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  Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman....
• Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden, "what did you and Eve do today?
  "We ate some fruit, Lord," Adam said reverently....
• Q: What time of day was Adam born? A: A little before Eve.
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  As she walked around the room, she noticed one child drawing a picture of a car with 3 faces in it....
• Q: What did Adam say to Eve? A: Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets.