Confusing English...
No wonder the English language is so very difficult to learn. I sometimes
wonder how we manage to communicate at all!
** We must polish the Polish furniture.
** He could lead if he would get the lead out.
** The farm was used to produce produce.
** The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
** The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
** This was a good time to present the present.
** A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
** When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
** I did not object to the object.
** The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
** The bandage was wound around the wound.
** There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
** They were too close to the door to close it.
** The buck does funny things when the does are present.
** They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
** To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
** The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
** After a number of injections my jaw got number.
** Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.
** I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
** Ths singer had to record the record.
** Will you be able to live through a live concert?
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
