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• Why do we do it? WE DON'T KNOW!
• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
• Passwords -- We don' need no stinkin passwords.
• And as we wind on down the road....
• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
• How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible says nothing of light bulbs, so they must be a tool of the devil....
• Why did the WASP cross the road? -- To get to the middle.
• Why did the Baby cross the road? ... It was strapped to the Chicken!