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• fishing --- Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali.
  He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish....
• St. Peter is doing his usual thing in heaven (this is a genre in itself) and Salvador Dali appears at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter says, "Your name please?" and Dali gives his name and Pete says, "I see that your name is listed, do you have any ID?...
• Is it surreal? Or is it Memorex?
• The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la.
  Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax" depending on the dialect....
• TEXAS COMPUTER DEFINITIONS Hard Drive: Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires, pulling a flatbed trailer loaded with alfalfa hay.
  Keyboard: Place to hang your truck keys. Window: Place in the truck to hang your gun....
• Today in the Stock Market: Helium was up, feathers were down.
  Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading....