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• My incoming messages have the right of way.
• ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you!
• ot-all-there --- You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading.
  .. and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed?...
• in Michelangelo's voice: Hi, dudes, this is 031 343 xxxx.
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• After 2 weeks of no messages you are back!
• But right now I'm using "This is a boring answering machine message.
  Leave a message anyway." because I'm sick of people ringing the phone at 10am just so they can hear the clever messages I usually have, and then hanging up without even leaving a "like your message" message....
• Why are you reading this? Message is above.
• Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.