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• In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parto
• We've recently learned where Dolly Parton buys her bra
• Q. WHY ARE DOLLY PARTON'S FEET SMALL? A. BECAUSE THINGS DON'T GROW VEY LARGE IN THE SHADE.
• Q: Why does Dolly Parton have such a small waist? A: Nothing grows in the shade.
• Wow did Dolly parton get two black eyes? She went jogging and forgot to wear a bra.
• This is an exciting choice," Fritz Mondale says of Gerry Ferraro.
  Well, relatively. More exciting than Lloyd Bentsen, but less than Dolly Parton....
• Dolly Parton and Princess Di both die on the same day.
  They both end up at the gates to heaven, however, heaven is too full and there is only room for one of them until they finish the new wing....
• Dolly Parton and Princess Di died, and both of them arrived at the Pearly Gates simultaneously.
  St. Peter told them, "Our computer is down right now, so we can only take one person right now....