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• DAN QUAYLE QUOTES: Dan Quayle, as quoted in The Washington Po
  "I've been blessed with wonderful parents and a wonderful family, and I am proud of my family....
• Dan Quayle Quotes "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
  Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." -- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund....
• Q: Did you hear what Mickey Mouse got for his 60th birthday? A: A Dan Quayle watch.
• From Our Finest Minds -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SMOKING KILLS.
  AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE....
• Speaking of Dan Quayle, did you hear about the tragedy in Washington the other day?
  There was a power failure and poor VP Quayle was stuck on an escalator for over two hours....
• They're making a new movie about Dan Quayle's military career.
  It's going to be called "FULL DINNER JACKET" Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days for a urine test?...
• Did you hear that Bush sent Quayle to the earthquake's epicenter?
  He cabled back, "Having a great time at Disney World!...
• Did you hear about the new movie that's coming out about the fear of Arabs?
  - It's called "Iraqnophobia!...
• An Israeli was sitting between two Arabs on a long airplane flight.
  He had just removed his shoes and gotten comfortable when one of the Arabs nudged him and said,"Hey, Jew, go get us some orange juice....